An example of the kind of week I can have:-
Tuesday: Could not find nail scissors.
Wednesday: Begun this year's on-line training for my part-time job – an answer to the question 'what kind of injury you can sustain while moving furniture?' was 'toothache'. Stayed up to 04.45, drinking and watching The Prisoner DVD box set. BCNU.
Thursday: Delicate due to late night. Curtailed evening curry.
Friday: Discovered nail scissors in washing machine.
And here is Jay in Falkenham Chruchyard.